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Thursday, October 1, 2009
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"Today, I was at the grocery store in the bakery section when I heard a little girl hyperactively telling her mother what kind of cake she wanted for her birthday. After going through the catalog, she suddenly and loudly demanded a Hannah Montana cake, to which her mother replied, "But you don't even like Hannah Montana!" The little girl nonchalantly responded, "I know, I just want to eat her face." Our youth is doing just fine."
"Today, my friends found out I had a twin brother. They asked how old he was."
"Today, I was babysitting a 3 year-old. She took me to her room and began naming off all of her stuffed animals - Fluffy the cat, Woofy the dog, and - of course - Horny the unicorn. She still can't figure out why I was laughing so hard."
"Today, in school the teacher had asked us a question and knowing the answer I put up my hand. All of a sudden the teacher ran over and high fived me. I was really shocked until I remembered I had wrote "High 5 here!" on my hand earlier. Way to go me."
"Today, I was downtown and a guy in a pac-man costume ran by me and said,"they're faster than me!" A couple seconds later, a green ghost ran by saying "we've got him" into a walkie-talkie. I love my town."
"Today, I caught my Dad listening to the Pussycat Dolls on his Laptop. His answer? "They use less computer technology to make their voices sound good, compared to Mullet-Man's-hillbilly-pornstar-of-a daughter." I'm almost 100% sure he meant Miley Cyrus."
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